Yo Dawgs, my niggas got allergies! Achofucku Achoooo fucku. HEhe. Death TO SMOOCHY YOU ASSHOLE!
posted by Mr Toad at 2:48 PM

HarHar! I'm a beast. Sike. I just won a 1v2 though, which I thought was pretty good. My ally was a dipshit--first time playing the undead, don't ask me why he decided to play online instead of learning against a computer. Anyway, he left about 5 minutes into the game when a level 4 creep almost killed his hero. I think he just had no idea what to do. I was already pretty far along though, was humans with my mage tearin it up. Hah, uhm, well, had about a dozen footies and my lvl 1 paladin along with my lvl 3 mage and took out the night elf dude. He had Hippos too. My we's and mage were able to take those 3 or 4 hips out. My pally had devotion aura or whatever. Was good shit. Got mostly rifleman after that (don't really know why). I wasn't really paying much attention to the undead. I upgraded to black citadel and got DL and DK with like 3 or so aboms and a meat wagon (I think there was a crypt fiend mixed in there too). Anyway, I brought them up by the human dude (had a shade in his base). And well he walked right into my rifleman and mage etc. he had a lvl 3 mage and a lvl2 pally. He probably could've won the battle, but he had terrible unit control. He had lots of sorcs and priests and he outnumbered me. I wasn't really paying too much attention, I was trying to expand in case he had something up his sleeve. Needless to say the undead were ripping him from one side and I went in the other. They left. I won. Oh well. they were only a 5 and a 3. My ally was a 3, and I was a 3 on the name I played on. So really if I would've lost that game, it would look pretty bad on my part :-X since my other two names are lvl 11. I still suck! :)
posted by Mr Toad at 10:02 PM

No more frosties for you my nigga! ::knight:: "For the KING['s cock!]" (Dank Duck just said that.)
posted by Mr Toad at 11:04 PM

Mah niggas. See I'm fuckin' this nigga polar bear. And it's mighty niggerish. Hell muthafucking NIGGERs! Mah NIGGA! Yo nigga, he's got frost wyrms, gGARRR!
posted by Mr Toad at 11:03 PM

Yo fucks, it's still raining outside and my eskimo isn't happy because his igloo is melting, do you know how hard it is to keep a nice igloo in the rain?! And plus he's all pissed about that and so he isn't very good in bed, and that could be a problem. Uploading more of my suckass replays later. Point and Laugh HAHA!
posted by Mr Toad at 6:11 PM

Oh man, dem damn eskimos come outta nowhere, shit as soon as you realized its up ur ass, the eskimo's already done and moved on to the bear next to you. I mean honestly......
posted by Mr Duck at 5:53 PM

Hm... mass tele is def one of the best ultimates. I love how every race in warcraft has balance. None of them are too good, and none of them are too poor. Oh and uhm... Yea, I forgot.
posted by Mr Toad at 6:16 PM

Argh. Footy rushes are the best. :-P Just did one in 4 mins. Pussies, they always drop even when they have a chance. Oh well. HArhar!
One of my allies this morning was the undead, he got the Dreadlord and goes running down one of our opponents bases. (This was 3v3) Once in there he put a ghoul to sleep, and then proceded to attack ghouls while about 6 of them attacked him. He tp'd back to his base with 16 hp left. I was like "WTF? dude" and he was like "It's called a hero rush fag. God I hate newbs." I was like "It's called suicide... you didn't do anything but let them know you're a fag." In the meantime my other ally goes creeping with just his death knight... almost dies, the bastard got lucky. I swear. It was terrible. So the game continues on and I get my am to lvl 4 and my paladin to lvl 2 and I'm like, "Hey Pink, what levels your hero again?" he says "1" I say "Yea, that's what I thought. Shut it dipshit." This was at the end of the first night cycle. Gah! I don't think I need to tell you that we lost that game. Gunna upload some replays in a bit here.
posted by Mr Toad at 3:11 PM

Aight, fuckers, I got some replays uploaded from games I played today and yesterday, some of them are pretty suck ass though because I wasn't playing well today. Oh well. Still 11, working on getting 12.
posted by Mr Toad at 9:02 PM

Yo fucks, it's raining outside and my polar bear has a boner.
posted by Mr Toad at 2:15 PM

All right you motherfuckers! Now this shit is working and you're all gunna get a female polar bear's pussy shoved in yo face! Get ready for the time of your life!
posted by Mr Toad at 11:21 PM